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We’re all familiar with “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” and “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” But what about… dirty pick-up lines. You know, the sexy kind. And these pick-up lines have a very different purpose than cheesy pick-up lines, and are generally not good idea to use on strangers. Before you ask somebody, "Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror?" you should be very sure they’d like to hear it.

In fact, dating experts say that attempting to get a date with a pick-up line usually isn't going to work. "It's not necessarily about what you say, but whether or not you say something that feels genuine or right to you," Gabrielle Applebury, a sex and marriage counsellor in Orange County, CA, previously told Refinery29. "[Using a pre-written pick-up line] is going to register on the other person that something is a little bit off.”

All that said, pick-up lines are still a lot of fun to read… and you know best how your partner would respond to something like, “Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.”

So, here are the best dirty pick-up lines on Reddit. 

Funniest Dirty Pick-Up Lines 

“Are you a sea lion? ‘Cause I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.” — undignifiedstrut

“You remind me of a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.” — danman1232

“Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.” — anonymous

“Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.” — CylentShadow

Dirty Pick-Up Lines To Use On Tinder Or Dating Apps

“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.” — Pannanana

“If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.” — missminimoo

“Hey baby, are you a tiny wooden stick and I'm an equal amount of red phosphorus? Because we're a match!” — Enzo1030

“Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.” — domokitten

“Are you the University of Phoenix? Because I'm pursuing you online from my couch.” — explodingcharmbomb

Dirty Pick-Up Lines That Are A Little Sexual

“They say you are what you eat. If that's true, I could be you by morning.” — IAmTall

“My magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear. Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast.” — Danielle825

“Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.” — TheAlphaBlob

"Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror?" — cata2k

“There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!” — IranianGenius

"That shirt looks very becoming on you. Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too." — ANBU_Black_0ps

Cute But Dirty Pick-Up Lines That Aren’t Too Cheesy

“Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.” — GreekGeek6467

"Is your name winter? ‘Cause you'll be coming soon." — Didi_Castle

“Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I wanna tap that ass.” — nrtphotos

“You got a phone in your back pocket? ‘Cause that ass is calling me.” — tandra17

Dirty Pick-Up Lines To Say To Women

“Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.” — supream-potato

“Do you have pet insurance? No. That's too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.” (via anonymous)

“Those are some nice legs. What time do they open?” — anonymous

“I was on Tinder and swiped right on a girl with the same name as me. I sent the first message, and it rea, ‘I've always wanted to date myself!!’” — ajd011394

“Is your name Medusa? ‘Cause I'm rock hard.” — ShortDash

Dirty Pick-Up Lines To Say To Men

“I know three ways to make six inches disappear.” — juicyjensen

 "You look just like my first husband." "You've been married before?" “No.” — eimaiagyristokefali

“I just bought this lamp that turns on and off when you clap. Wanna come over so I can clap my ass on your dick and we can turn it into a rave?” — KramerTheAssMan

"I'm craving spicy sausage and chorizo just won't do." — RagingFuckALot

“Did you work on the Manhattan Project? ‘Cause you’re a weapon of ass destruction.” — thebrooklynoz

Bold, brash Aries may be full of aggressive investment ideas, and they tend to spend money impulsively, without much forethought for whether they can afford the item in question. But you're quite shrewd about finances and you enjoy managing your mutual assets, so you can counterbalance your partner's excesses. Plus, you have no problem letting Aries bluster about, believing they're the one in charge, while you work hard behind the scenes to protect your assets and grow them over time. You're concerned with long-term security, yet you're creative enough to step outside the box with investment strategies. You and Aries might butt heads if you try to force them to submit to a particular budget or other financial scheme. Avoid epic battles by doing your thing and letting Aries do theirs. Over time, they'll realize you're an astute speculator, and they'll start following your lead without even realizing it.

Stubborn and determined, you and your Taurus partner may occasionally butt heads over finances. However, you're both concerned with long-term financial security and protecting your assets, so you have much in common. Though Taurus has a natural flair with money and enjoys accounting and budgeting, they're also self-indulgent and they enjoy splurging on material items. Good thing you're so shrewd with money, Scorpio; your not-so-traditional approach to savings and investments can be a real bonus in growing funds. Your instincts may push you to keep your financial strategies under wraps, both to avoid arguments and simply due to that secretive nature of yours, but let Taurus in on your plans. You have complementary strengths, and working together, you can really make headway toward your financial goals.

Your Gemini partner is probably fine with letting you manage your shared assets. They have a wide array of interests, and may even enjoy researching financial strategies, but you're far more concerned with long-term financial security, so you're more willing to see an investment or savings plan through to the end. Plus, you're naturally shrewd with money, so you're likely to take on the accounting duties in this pairing. Gemini is happy to let you plot and scheme away on your own, which suits you fine; you like being secretive about your plans while you wait to see if they pay off big. If Gemini's impulse buys and carefree failure to record expenditures start getting on your nerves, let them know your concerns instead of bottling them up and blowing your top later.

You and your Cancer partner make an excellent financial team. As fellow Water signs, you're both concerned with long-term financial security, so you're willing to work together toward realizing your goals. Your plans probably include savings accounts, retirement funds and savvy investments -- the latter mostly thanks to you, Scorpio. Your Cancer counterpart tends to be quite conservative in how they use their money, but you're shrewd enough to realize that well-calculated risks can pay off big-time. Still, be sure to share your plans with Cancer. Your instinct is to keep them secret while you wait to see how they'll pan out, but Cancer needs to know how you're handling your mutual assets -- almost as much as they need to know that they can trust you.

Your Leo partner likes being in charge, and might want to manage your shared finances; but really, Scorpio, you're the better choice for accountant in this duo. You're naturally shrewd with money matters, and you're not averse to taking calculated risks in order to grow your funds. Plus, you're quite protective of your assets, and your main goal is financial security. Leo can be a good financial partner for you, though they do have expensive tastes, which they like to indulge -- and if that costs a little money, then so be it. Still, they share your long-term sensibilities, and their creative approach to investments could dovetail well with your strategies. Just make sure to draw up a reasonable budget that includes extra padding for Leo's love of splurging.

As a shrewd-minded Scorpio, you're sharp about money matters, including investments and growing your funds. You know how to protect your assets and you're willing to work hard for financial security and independence. You and your Virgo partner make an excellent financial duo, because Virgo's facility with numbers and accounting and their practical, thrifty nature mesh nicely with your own strengths in this area. You two probably have savings and retirement plans firmly in place already, and sticking to your budget probably isn't difficult for either of you. Plus, Virgo's willingness to go along with your various schemes and strategies helps you trust them more than you might trust a more independent, headstrong partner. This helps ensure that you'll keep working together instead of at cross purposes.

When it comes to managing your mutual assets, Scorpio, you're the natural choice for accountant in this pairing, because you're clever and resourceful with money. Libra might enjoy learning about various investment strategies, but they're also indecisive, so opportunities may pass them by before they decide on which move to make. Besides, their expensive tastes and generous, sociable personality can get them into trouble with consumer debt, especially if they rely too heavily on their credit cards instead of paying for things with cash on hand. Still, Libra can be a real financial asset to your partnership; among other talents, you two make a formidable team when negotiating with a loan officer, car salesperson or anyone else who wants your money.

You two might make an excellent financial team, or you might frequently go head to head; it's all about forging and maintaining a high level of trust. As secretive Scorpios, you both tend to keep your financial strategies secret while you wait to see how they pan out. The key here is to work together, and remember that you're on the same side, sharing the same goals. You're both working toward a stable future, so cooperate on basic strategies like savings and retirement accounts. Money market accounts or mutual funds could also be a good way to keep improving your financial profile. Since you aren't particularly risk-averse and you have the staying power to see long-term plans through to the end, look into investments that carry some risk but could pay off big.

As a security-minded Scorpio, you hold financial security and independence as important lifelong goals. Thus, it might frustrate you that your Sagittarius partner isn't as attuned to money matters as you are. You may have to act as accountant in this pairing, because you protect your assets carefully and you're quite resourceful in how you use, save and invest your earnings. Sagittarius, on the other hand, tends to forget details like due dates for bills and meetings with loan officers. Of course, you enjoy being the sole person in control of your finances, because it allows you to conduct your research in private and test out various strategies without anyone's criticism or prying. On second thought, maybe this is the best setup possible!

You and your Capricorn partner could work well together in managing your money, but power struggles are likely between you. You have quite a bit in common when it comes to money: You're both protective of your assets, and you work hard for financial security and independence. But as a secretive Scorpio, your prefer to keep your strategies private, especially if you aren't sure whether they'll pay off. But Capricorn wants to maintain control over how you use, save and invest your earnings, so they aren't happy when you duck their inquiries about your plans or expenditures. Trust is essential to the success of your connection. If you can stay committed as a team to your long-term goals and be transparent in your financial dealings, you stand to build quite a solid financial profile.

Your instincts are different from your Aquarius partner's when it comes to managing your finances. As a security-minded Scorpio, you have lots of sharp ideas about using, saving, investing and protecting your assets. You enjoy researching various financial strategies and testing them out. However, you like being in control of the finances, and independent Aquarius may not let you do that. Since they aren't motivated by money, they might spend their cash in ways you don't approve of, such as on a charity or a startup that may or may not succeed. At least you aren't risk-averse, Scorpio; you understand that calculated risks can lead to significant gains. And you and Aquarius share an interest in long-term financial stability. Focus on your similarities, not your differences, and try to work together rather than at cross purposes.

It's a good thing you enjoy financial management, Scorpio, because your dreamy Pisces partner isn't naturally attuned to money matters. You have plenty of shrewd ideas about ways to grow and protect your funds, and Pisces is perfectly happy to let you have control of your shared assets. They have a hard time balancing their checkbook regularly, much less staying on top of bills or investments. In fact, their seeming inability to hold on to their cash could get on your nerves, but that's just how Pisces is. They're sensitive, impressionable and easily overwhelmed by mundane concerns. But since you're both Water signs, your emotional connection is likely strong enough to survive any tension over finances. And in the end, you get what you want: control of your shared finances, and the freedom to set your strategies in motion.